If I had been born to Sarah Palin. . .

. . .my name would be Engine Nighthawk Palin.

How do I know this? I tried The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, of course! It's very scientific.

Thanks to Anne Lamott for that link. (Have I mentioned lately how much I am in love with Anne Lamott?)

Also, if you haven't seen it, watch the intro from the most recent episode of SNL.

Thanks to Rob for links to the Anne Lamott stuff and the SNL clip. What would I do without you to send me the most awesomest anti-conservative stuff on the internet?